THE POPE’S CURRENT NIGHTMARE

*thinking* Seriously, it sounds a bit bossy to me. As if I don’t have enough problems, now the Virgin Mary won’t intercede to have the Holy Spirit sent again.

She’s insisting that I declare her the Spiritual Mother of All Peoples in her role as Co-Redemptrix, Co-Mediatrix of All Graces, and Advocate.

Pope: *heavy sigh* Well, I guess I’d better go ahead and face the music. Hail Mary, Mother of God, my gaze is directed toward you in great fear—

Mary: (interrupting) Why, you’d better be afraid there mister, if you want me to see to it that the Holy Spirit will be sent again!

You just really need to understand that I’m not bossy; I’m just way smarter than you are.

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