Я U READY 4 QUANTUM PRAYER?

First of all, as a reader of Apprising Ministries you’re probably expecting this to be a skewed teaching by some leader in the sinfully ecumenical neo-liberal cult operating within the Emerging Church like Living Spiritual Teacher and EC guru Brian McLaren.

Or if not, likely you think it’s going to be a piece of satire; but in both cases you’d be wrong. Below you’ll hear Charlotte Bouzigard of the XP Media outfit of Patricia King talking about what she calls “quantum prayer.” It appears to have something to do with a recent kick of King re. things Quantum:

Briefly, XP Media—or the Patricia King Gang as Chris Rosebrough calls it—is headed up by Patricia King whose bio tells us she is:

a respected minister of the gospel, successful owner of four flourishing businesses, and an inventive entrepreneur. She is an accomplished itinerant speaker, author, television host, and media producer and…the co-founder of XPmedia.com and overseer of Christian Services Association. (source)

King’s a real spiritual wingnut aligned with the New Apostolic Reformation whose “apostolic covering” includes the heretical Bill johnson, who is pastor of Bethel Church in Redding, California along with his wife pastrix Beni. Quite obviously, he’s no Apostle of Jesus Christ.

As we examine Patricia’s Accountability Team we also find other “respected leaders, prophets, theologians and apostles”1 such as James Goll, “an instructor in the [C. Peter] Wagner Leadership Institute,”2 and pastor John Arnott, who along with wife pastrix Carol:

are the Founding Pastors and Presidents of Catch The Fire (formerly known as the Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship) and overseers of the Partners in Harvest Network of Churches.

 (source)

So, as you can see, we’re already headed straight into the spiritual Twilight Zone:

Back to Bouzigard, below she begins by telling us that when God gives mankind dominion over all, it also includes right down to the subatomic level of quantum mechanics/ molecular mechanics. So, apparently those of us without advanced college degrees in science now find ourselves deeply in need of XP Media’s *ahem* expertise.

She then explains that lately as they talk back and forth God’s been giving her “fresh revelations” in “quantum prayer.” Well, He’d have to because the Bible knows nothing about this subject. Bouzigard says that as she’s been praying for people’s health, “lately what the Lord’s been telling me to do is to pray in a quantum level.”

Oopsie. It looks like she maybe misheard her god. You see, one could perhaps pray at a quantum level not in one; ah, but I digress. So, go grab yourself a hefty textbook on Quantum physics, listen to the mythology of XP Media’s Charlotte Bouzigard and prepare for a great session of time completely wasted:

Or, you could just go ahead and pray for the whole person; because, that would already include their minutiae…

Further reading

Endnotes

  1. http://www.xpministries.com/index.php/about/patricia-king-bio/27
  2. http://encountersnetwork.com/j_goll_bio.html