Category: Semi-Satire

ENIGMATIC KEN SILVA CAUGHT ON WEBCAM? »

See also: KEN SILVA VISITS ELEPHANT ROOM 2 BREAKING NEWS: POSSIBLE ODM SIGHTING! BREAKING NEWS: ANOTHER POSSIBLE ODM SIGHTING!

MAN DETAINED FOR CARRYING BIBLE INTO MEGACHURCH »

See also: ATTRACTIONAL MEGACHURCH TITHING SECURITY FORCE IN ACTION SADDLEBACK “HATERS” TO HOLD MAJOR CONFERENCE JAMES MACDONALD SHARES STRATEGY FOR HANDLING CRITICS

THE PARANORMAL BIBLE »

Coming Soon! The Paranormal Bible By Casper! AUTHORIZED TELEPATHIC VERSION 1.0 With an Introduction by Rod Serling ***** A Five Star WOO Rating by the Paranormal Energy Group For millennia alchemists have attempted to gain power over the elements and transform physical reality into immortality.  Religious leaders and Hermetic scholars have long recognized that there [...]

SADDLEBACK "HATERS" TO HOLD MAJOR CONFERENCE »

This is just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto is: If it’s news; it’s news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s gone mad. Ok, that’s not so new; but rumor has it that quasi-Word Faith attractional prophet-pastor Steven Furtick is about to release a new video. No [...]

THE E.T. BIBLE: AUTHORIZED INTERGALACTIC VERSION 1.0 »

Coming Soon! The E.T. Bible By Jove! AUTHORIZED INTERGALACTIC VERSION 1.0 For years there has been a discussion among missiologists and linguists concerning the proper translation of certain biblical passages into various languages in the entire world. Now, with the E.T. Bible, translation goes out of this world! This cosmic Bible is truly Universal in [...]

RICK WARREN REACHES OUT TO EXTRATERRESTRIALS »

This just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto is: If it’s news; it’s news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s gone mad. Ok, that’s not so new; but did you know that we have a special guest in studio with us today for our IN office [...]

ATTRACTIONAL MEGACHURCH TITHING SECURITY FORCE IN ACTION »

HT: Nugget Net Newsline See also: STEVEN FURTICK: T.D. JAKES IS MY FAVORITE PREACHER IN THE WORLD WORD FAITH PASTRIX CHRISTINE CAINE PREACHES SUNDAY MORNING SERMON FOR STEVEN FURTICK FORMER GOSPEL COALITION COUNCIL MEMBER JAMES MACDONALD LOVES PERRY NOBLE

SBC PRESIDENT RESPONDS TO KEN SILVA'S CRITICISM OF SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION »

See also: STRAIGHTENING OUT BETH MOORE ON DISCERNMENT JAMES ROBISON AND RICK WARREN WORKING TO REVERSE THE PROTESTANT REFORMATION SBC PASTOR ED YOUNG, JR PAYS HOMAGE TO JOEL OSTEEN

JAMES MACDONALD SHARES STRATEGY FOR HANDLING CRITICS »

HT: Wittenburg Church Door See also: JAMES MACDONALD AND HIS PAGAN CRITICS EMERGING ECUMENICAL EVANGELEPHANTS AND THE WORD FAITH MOVEMENT JAMES MACDONALD, T.D. JAKES, AND POSTMODERN OBFUSCATION

THE NEXT ELEPHANT ROOM CONFERENCE »

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