Category: Semi-Satire

THINK CHRIST DIED FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO SPECIAL, THINK AGAIN »

“If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!”… And you were dead in the trespasses and sins in which you once walked, following the course of this world, following the prince [...]

APPRISING MINISTRIES WITH A LOOK AT THE FUTURE OF EVANGELICALISM, IF IT STAYS CURRENT COURSE »

Further reading MINDSET OF ROMAN CATHOLICISM PERMEATING EVANGELICALISM THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH HASN’T CHANGED ITS CONDEMNATION OF THE GOSPEL THINK YOU’RE A ROMAN CATHOLIC IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE POPE; BETTER THINK AGAIN

NEPHY LIM REPORTS IN—FINALLY—FROM MARS! »

Apprising Ministries now points you to this über-importante INN audio news break below: HT: Herescope Further reading IS NEPHY LIM LOST IN SPACE?! NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!!

IS NEPHY LIM LOST IN SPACE?! »

Apprising Ministries now point you to this über-importante INN audio news break below: HT: Herescope Further reading NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!! NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12

NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! »

This is just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto is: If it’s news; then it’s usually news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s officially ended!?! Ok, it could have; and maybe nobody noticed. But, even so, rumor has it that Seeker Driven prophet-leader Steven Furtick is about to release a [...]

NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!! »

Apprising Ministries now point you to this important INN news break: HT: Herescope Further reading NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12 NEPHY LIM WITH FIRST LIVE TRANSMISSION OF A GENUINE NEPHILIM! DECEMBER 212012 NETWORK MAKING MONEY OFF PARANOIA?

NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12 »

This just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto continues to be: If it’s news, then it’s news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; hey, maybe even Your Town. A breaking story—Ed Young, Jr seems enamored with himself: ED YOUNG, JR WITH A TEARFUL TRIBUTE: THE VISION OF “PASTORS” ED AND LISA Well, ok, maybe that’s not news. But [...]

NEW TRANSMISSION FROM NEPHILIM CORRESPONDENT CRITICIZES C. PETER WAGNER »

HT: Herescope Further reading GOD IS GROWING DEAF? SHOCKING: APPRISING MINISTRIES RECEIVES A POSTCARD FROM NEPHILIM! NEPHILIM IN BLACK

THE COPTIC POPE AND PIRATE CHRISTIAN RADIO »

Further reading THE ALPHA COURSE RECEIVES PRAISE FROM MOODY RADIO’S JANET PARSHALL CALVARY CHAPEL’S CHUCK SMITH JOINING THE EMERGING ECUMENICAL MAGISTERIUM? DIRECTOR OF PRECEPT MINISTRIES’ TRANSFORM STUDENT MINISTRIES AND KEN SILVA DISCUSS THEIR STEVEN FURTICK POST

MICHELLE OBAMA ON HOW TO HANDLE PERSNICKETY PRO-LIFE PROTESTERS »

Further reading VIDEO AS FRANKLIN GRAHAM TELLS US HE’S “SHOCKED” HIS BGEA LABELED MORMONISM A CULT ALLEGED CULT LEADER TYLER DEATON WAS LISTED AS “DIVISION COORDINATOR” AT IHOP BY MISTAKE? ABOUT KAY ARTHUR OF PRECEPT MINISTRIES INTERNATIONAL

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