Category: Semi-Satire

STEVEN FURTICK AND JOYCE MEYER »

Further reading PRAISE FOR “GREATER” BY PROPHET-LEADER STEVEN FURTICK STEVEN FURTICK AS TELEVANGELIST AT LAKEWOOD CHURCH OF JOEL OSTEEN PROPHET-LEADER STEVEN FURTICK DESCENDS DOWN TO WORD FAITH HERETIC ROD PARSLEY

FOOLISHNESS OF THE THIRD WAY »

Further reading TIMOTHY GEORGE ADDRESSES ROMAN CATHOLIC SYNOD AS “BROTHERS” AND POPE AS “HOLY FATHER” RICHARD ROHR AND THE EMERGING CHURCH AS THE THIRD WAY LIBERALISM 2.0 THE NEW PROGRESSIVE CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY

THINK CHRIST DIED FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO SPECIAL, THINK AGAIN »

“If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!”… And you were dead in the trespasses and sins in which you once walked, following the course of this world, following the prince […]

APPRISING MINISTRIES WITH A LOOK AT THE FUTURE OF EVANGELICALISM, IF IT STAYS CURRENT COURSE »

Further reading MINDSET OF ROMAN CATHOLICISM PERMEATING EVANGELICALISM THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH HASN’T CHANGED ITS CONDEMNATION OF THE GOSPEL THINK YOU’RE A ROMAN CATHOLIC IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE POPE; BETTER THINK AGAIN

NEPHY LIM REPORTS IN—FINALLY—FROM MARS! »

Apprising Ministries now points you to this über-importante INN audio news break below: HT: Herescope Further reading IS NEPHY LIM LOST IN SPACE?! NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!!

IS NEPHY LIM LOST IN SPACE?! »

Apprising Ministries now point you to this über-importante INN audio news break below: HT: Herescope Further reading NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!! NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12

NEPHY LIM STILL HASN’T ARRIVED! »

This is just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto is: If it’s news; then it’s usually news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s officially ended!?! Ok, it could have; and maybe nobody noticed. But, even so, rumor has it that Seeker Driven prophet-leader Steven Furtick is about to release a […]

NEPHY LIM—STUCK IN OUTER SPACE! TRAPPED IN A WORMHOLE/PORTAL!!! »

Apprising Ministries now point you to this important INN news break: HT: Herescope Further reading NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12 NEPHY LIM WITH FIRST LIVE TRANSMISSION OF A GENUINE NEPHILIM! DECEMBER 212012 NETWORK MAKING MONEY OFF PARANOIA?

NEW NEPHY LIM TRANSMISSION CONCERNING GOD DAY 12-12-12 »

This just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto continues to be: If it’s news, then it’s news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; hey, maybe even Your Town. A breaking story—Ed Young, Jr seems enamored with himself: ED YOUNG, JR WITH A TEARFUL TRIBUTE: THE VISION OF “PASTORS” ED AND LISA Well, ok, maybe that’s not news. But […]

NEW TRANSMISSION FROM NEPHILIM CORRESPONDENT CRITICIZES C. PETER WAGNER »

HT: Herescope Further reading GOD IS GROWING DEAF? SHOCKING: APPRISING MINISTRIES RECEIVES A POSTCARD FROM NEPHILIM! NEPHILIM IN BLACK

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