Here’s Luke 5:8 from the brand new people-friendly Emerging Church/Church Planting Movement Post-evangelical, Post-Liberal, Post-Christian…ah, whatever…Post-Everything Bible:

Immediately Peter took off his sunglasses, put his arm around the shoulders of Jesus and said, “Whoa Dude, I’m so stoked that You love me. But hey, what’s not to love huh? Man, why don’t You and me slip away and hit the local alternative pub. Yeah, we can knock back a couple of brewskis and do some good conversatin’ Bud about how we’re going to go about solving all of these global problems the fundies ignore.”

Cuz, if Zondervan ever does come out with this it’ll be a way strak version of Dad’s Word.