BREAKING NEWS: ANOTHER POSSIBLE ODM SIGHTING!
By Ken Silva pastor-teacher on Jul 17, 2010 in Current Issues
This just in from Internet News headquarters, where our motto is: If it’s news; it’s news to us. Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: There had been some talk around the blogosphere this past summer about the possibility that a new insidious cult was forming across the Internet.
Generally this was being referred to as “ODMs,” which is highly intellectual shorthand for online “discernment” ministries. As previously pointed out by our crack team of researchers people in the “no” were growing paranoid concerned that these odious ODMs were actually developing an official hierarchy within their own “ODM world.”
They’ve been dreaming that up until now this alleged sinister ODM group, which some believe to be a heinous conspiracy to actually follow the biblical admonition of Jude 3, has largely been an Internet rumor. But Internet News has just obtained another exclusive photo.
Sources tell us that late last night in a very important powwow somewhere in an underground bunker by brackish lagoons deep within the backwater forests of some secluded hills in the middle of nowhere—not the end of the world, but you can see it from there—the ODMs held a very special vote.
A “no” paparazzi snapped the picture below, believed to be that of Ken Silva of Apprising Ministries, who we’ve told you is rumored to possibly even be a very high mucky muck of these insipid ODMs. Silva is seen here after finding out he wasn’t elected Reverend Pastor-Teacher Grand Exalted Poobah of ODMs.