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Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s gone mad.

Ok, that’s not so new; but have you seen the latest pearl of wisdom from Purpose Driven Pope Rick Warren, of the highly influential Saddleback Church who best exemplifies the market-driven approach to church growth:

(Online source)

That’s right, PDL pope Warren isn’t about to let little doctrinal mice like the Church of Rome anathematizing the Gospel get in the way of reversing the Reformation and declaring the RCC part of the Body of Christ.

Today IN brings you an important breaking story as roving reporter Bart Bartolo found a scoop out in the parking lot at the local Dairy Queen. So he decided to bring it inside to return it.

As he did he tripped and fell into a table where DQ manager Wally Ledbetter was reading the story Word Faith Heretic Cindy Trimm Receives Award From Billy Graham Evangelistic Association on his laptop.

This peeked Bartolo’s curiousity, so with cat-like quickness, he contacted BGEA and with an inquiring mind asked them if they had any further comment. Of course they immediately hung up on him.

So he decided to do a little further digging, and wouldn’t you know it, right there in the garbage can at DQ Bartolo would discover a Post It note on the back of a styrofoam cup with startling information.

And so IN can now tell you that a rumor we’ve just made up has it that BGEA could be having a conference to further honor Dr. Cindy Trimm, which they’d call — If You Can Say It, God Will Have To Do It.

We’ve also found out that we don’t know if this might not be true; however unless it is, the keynote speaker would be none other than wily ol’ J.D. “Li’l Rev” Takes, who is seen in action below:

See also:

RICK WARREN AND PURPOSE DRIVEN ROMAN CATHOLICS

RICK WARREN, CINDY TRIMM, PAULA WHITE & THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

BILLY GRAHAM’S APOSTASY IS OLDER THAN YOU THINK