Biff Bambersky of Elevation Church inadvertantly started the Rapture earlier today as he followed the audacious faith of his Prophet-Pastor Steven Furtick.

“Yow, I didn’t mean for it to go this way,” sighed an exasterbated Bambersky. “All I prayed was ‘Lord, You just gotta lift us up, right now.’ I didn’t mean rapture us.”

When reached for comment P-P Furtick said, “I’m proud of the Biffster’s audacious faith. When you pray like that, God just has to give you what you ask for.”

See also:

STEVEN FURTICK SETS FAITH CHURCH ON FIRE

STEVEN FURTICK, JAMES MACDONALD, AND JOEL OSTEEN

STEVEN FURTICK BRINGIN’ ON WORD FAITH AND THE PASTRIXES