By Truthinator

“Peace, dudes and dudettes. Hey man, I welcome you to Ecumenical Fellowship of the Universe. My name is elder Chongy Cheech and today we celebrate our history as an organization.”

“Um, we began in this building as First King James Only Baptist Church in 1950, man. The through many generations of progressive, inclusionary, and tolerant thinking, man, we are now reaching every geo-social group in our city.”

“Dude, dig this super fine achievement for the fatherhood of God, the brotherhood of man, and up your street, man. Our first speaker today is Wiccan priestess Martha. Man, she’ll be followed by Rabbi Epstein. Then we’ve got Father Fletcher, man.”

“Next up, man, is Imam Shabaz. Then we got a real happenin’ dude called Anzor the Satanist. Dig it man; he’s gonna sacrifice a goat. Oh, and if there is time, there’s this other guy who wants to read us something.”

“Yeah man, I think it’s, ah, from…dude, uh…I believe he called it ‘the Bible’.”

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