Apprising Ministries says you just can”t make this stuff up. As a former head high school football coach I know firsthand that the game of football is a great vehicle to mold the lives of young men.

The part of New England I’m in is hard pressed financially and the town in which I live has many young people who are…well, let’s just say, parentally challenged. It was my undeserved privilege to serve Jesus coaching this football family and even leading a few to Christ.

I know firsthand how the game of football makes an excellent tool to help mold the lives of young men. So, as time of the big game tonight between the New England Patriots and the Tim Tebow-led Denver Broncos, this story was sure to catch my eye.

Fox News reported yesterday in Mass. witches assembling to end Tim Tebow’s season, keep Tom Brady’s alive that:

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may not need the help, but some witches are planning to cast a spell to put an end to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow’s miraculous season.

Witches Lorelei and Lori Bruno were scheduled to hold a seance at noon today – Friday the 13th – at Haven Crow Corner in Salem, Mass. to fix a win for the Pats.

“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei told the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”

The good witches won’t hex Tebow, as it’s “not their way,” but plan on setting up an altar with a hand-sewn Brady puppet and mojo bags filled with herbs and stones for every Patriots team member.

At the altar, the witches will chant, “Tom Brady will see what he needs to see, be where he needs to be and will take the Patriots to another victory.”

Hunky QB Brady, married to supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is a bigger draw for the witches of Salem than another recent marquee recipient of their spells, Charlie Sheen.

“You know, when we had our spiritual intervention for Charlie Sheen last year, we had a hard time getting all the girls to come,” laughed Lorelei. “But when we told them this Circle was for Tom Brady, oh, everybody will be there!”… (Online source)

It’s unclear at this time if Samir Selmanovic of the Emergent Church was also involved; but then again, Emerging Church Leader Samir Selmanovic Worships With Witches and then when I called him out on it Samir Selmanovic Defends Worshipping With Witches.

See also:

TIM TEBOW’S CHRISTIAN EVANGELISM

TIM TEBOW AND STEVEN FURTICK

TIM TEBOW ON GOD’S PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE