By Truthinator

Q: What does the Reformed Presbyterian pastor see? A: A blind man with a helping dog.

Q: What does the Evangelical Free Church pastor see? A: A blind man with a helping dog.

Q: What does the Southern Baptist pastor see?  A: Two visitors to be counted for attendance, and if we can get them to raise their hands, two new members!

Further reading

• BILLY GRAHAM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED FOR YEARS
• SOUTHERN BAPTISTS ASSIST THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH TO INFILTRATE EVANGELICALISM
• BETH MOORE AND KEN SILVA DISCUSS HER DEMONIC VISION