This morning while I was performing my “spiritual disciplines,” which we’re told are required in order to make God obligated to like us more, I am contemplating that I may have actually had sort of a revelation from God. Of course, it might also just have been indigestion—ah, but I digress.

Men and women I might now believe that I may have rediscovered the very pre-reimagined theology of the pre-postevangelicalism and the emerging church prior to its latest re-emerging, which I will now share here at Apprising Ministries.

O yes; could it possibly be that Christ Jesus was so brutally tortured and then crucified for preaching the horrible and tres offensive message to follow in the video clip below? Well, here goes—thus saith the Lord: “I love you; you love me, we’re a happy family…peace…”

Hey, ya gotta admit; that’s a much easier sell than what the Master actually said about His Gospel:

Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.
(Luke 12:51-53)