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Dateline Anywhere USA; maybe even Your Town: This just in…the world’s gone mad.

Ok, that’s not so new; but did you know that we have a special guest in studio with us today for our IN office potluck every alternate Tuesday. Why it’s none other than no one’s favorite brother Yuni Versalism.

Just because you don’t know, Yuni is the host of the reluctantly read, and very widely ignored, program Name That Tweet, which rarely appears at the extremely Emerging Church disapproved Apprising Ministries website.

*Syrupy Announcer’s voice* Hey, As-Salāmu`Alaykum and Namaste gang! I’m so happy to be here, and not certainly there. This just in. James MacDonald announces who will join him, Mark Driscoll, Steven Furtick, and T.D. Jakes in ER3.

 The topic will be how much unity should there be with Gnostic Christians? So, MacDonald has invited pastrix Paula White, Oprah Winfrey,  Marianne Williamson, and Eckhart Tolle.

Here’s a li’l preview. Whew; now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go pound my head on my desk after listening to that…um, *cough* wisdom…

See also:

CLEANING UP AFTER THE ELEPHANTS? JAMES MACDONALD TAKES TO THE AIRWAVES

T.D. JAKES PROSPERITY GOSPEL; SOW A SEED, GOD WILL BLESS YOU

MARK DRISCOLL, ACTS 29 NETWORK, AND RICK WARREN